100%!!

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Aha-I see the flaw in your hypothesis,ipsga!
Y'see,I'm a 11+1+26+25+3+21+14+20....which means I'm giving 109%!!!!!
[I really must ease off,just a tad..]

kazy cunt?

Well the space shuttle goes for 104 percent power up just before SRB separation.

No harm in that.

Ah. Glad to see you spotted the deliberate flaw there,haydn.

Well done that man.





[bollox!-if only I could count,that might've been humerous. Sigh....]

9+16+19+7+1 = 52%