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    Ferk me - night time green laning gets the old pulse moving a bit, bit adrenalin hits when the feeble KTM headlight picks up fallen branches about 2 inches off the front wheel.

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    Default Re: Sphincter spasms

    You want to try night time XC skiing.

    Just relax and let the bike do the work.

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    surpassed myself yesterday, spent all afternoon in John Radcliffe hospital.

    hit a patch of wet compacted chalk at speed and woke up a little while later, thats all I remember!

    Big thanks to the farmers daughter who got me out of the middle of nowhere in a pick up truck!

    big concussion, bruising and twisting but am fundamentally ok today.

    Smashed my body armour and helmet took a big hit so am shopping today (not sure about the bike but I think it is ok ish), can anyone recommend a KBC dealer online?

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    It must be the season for mashing yourself into the floor.

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    Default Re: Sphincter spasms

    how's the shoulder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yamawreck View Post
    surpassed myself yesterday, spent all afternoon in John Radcliffe hospital.

    hit a patch of wet compacted chalk at speed and woke up a little while later, thats all I remember!

    Big thanks to the farmers daughter who got me out of the middle of nowhere in a pick up truck!
    Maybe greenlaning on your own isn't a great idea. Especially in the dark and cold.

    I've done it, and I'm sure loads of others have, but it's always at the back of my mind that if I fall off and hurt myself in the winter down a dark lane I could freeze to death before anyone happens along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanDangerous View Post
    Maybe greenlaning on your own isn't a great idea. Especially in the dark and cold.

    I've done it, and I'm sure loads of others have, but it's always at the back of my mind that if I fall off and hurt myself in the winter down a dark lane I could freeze to death before anyone happens along.
    Luckily I wasnt on my own for this crash - my brother was with me. If I am out on my own then the speeds come down quite a lot and I take far fewer risks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yamawreck View Post
    how's the shoulder?
    Seems to have got worse of late if anything. Physio still hasn't made her mind up what's wrong with it....

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    Glad your all right Mr Y..

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