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Back with bulging sack
I woke up this morning to a deep white frost,
and once aside the bedclothes were tossed,
I emerged with a stretch, a yawn and ...
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Back with bulging sack
I woke up this morning to a deep white frost,
and once aside the bedclothes were tossed,
I emerged with a stretch, a yawn and a scritch,
and a good old rub of the bits what itched.
It's December already, and so I emerge,
from my yearly snooze, for my annual splurge.
I've got a full sack and it needs to to be emptied,
so who's got a chimney for me to be tempted?
I'll come down your chimney with a handful of flurry,
so rest all ye souls, there's no need to worry,
The Furry's back and he's feeling real pleasant,
so get ready for my sack, and its enormous presents.
Last edited by TheXmasFurry; 01-12-09 at 11:33.
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Yurthead
Re: Back with bulging sack
Yaaay!
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Love The Bum :D
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At Work
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Do you want me to pay for you to be a Sponsor as well?
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Not Much To Do
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HOORAY!
Bah Humbug to those seasonal dissenters
That's made me smile today.
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Really Bored
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He had to be back soon. The local chav family put their tatty Christmas decorations and outside lights up last weekend.
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At Work
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The sweets are out in the office for the first time. Big bags of Snickers, Twix and Mars but I shall resist the temptation to eat some.
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"Twat"
Re: Back with bulging sack

Originally Posted by
TheXmasFurry
so get ready for my sack, and it's enormous presents.
its
Ho fucking ho.
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A Bit Bored
Re: Back with bulging sack

Originally Posted by
Muzzychuck
its
Ho fucking ho.

An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
even with the little pisstake...
You, my friend have something more,
I may have to shove it in your back door.
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At Work
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At Work
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Originally Posted by
TheXmasFurry
An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
even with the little pisstake...
You, my friend have something more,
I may have to shove it in your back door.

PMSL 
A big welcum back to the Xmas Furry 
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Should Get Out More
Re: Back with bulging sack

Originally Posted by
TheXmasFurry
An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
excellent
. Consider yourself redeemed for your premature appearance.
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"Twat"
Re: Back with bulging sack

Originally Posted by
TheXmasFurry
An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
even with the little pisstake...
You, my friend have something more,
I may have to shove it in your back door.

Very good. I feel firmly put in my place.
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Love The Bum :D
Re: Back with bulging sack

Originally Posted by
Muzzychuck
Very good. I feel
it firmly put in my place.

You missed a word out
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has her own balcony
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This has cheered me right up
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