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Old 01-12-09, 11:10   #1
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I woke up this morning to a deep white frost,
and once aside the bedclothes were tossed,
I emerged with a stretch, a yawn and a scritch,
and a good old rub of the bits what itched.

It's December already, and so I emerge,
from my yearly snooze, for my annual splurge.
I've got a full sack and it needs to to be emptied,
so who's got a chimney for me to be tempted?

I'll come down your chimney with a handful of flurry,
so rest all ye souls, there's no need to worry,
The Furry's back and he's feeling real pleasant,
so get ready for my sack, and its enormous presents.


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Old 01-12-09, 11:12   #2
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Yaaay!

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HOORAY!
Bah Humbug to those seasonal dissenters
That's made me smile today.
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He had to be back soon. The local chav family put their tatty Christmas decorations and outside lights up last weekend.


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The sweets are out in the office for the first time. Big bags of Snickers, Twix and Mars but I shall resist the temptation to eat some.
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so get ready for my sack, and it's enormous presents.
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An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
even with the little pisstake...
You, my friend have something more,
I may have to shove it in your back door.

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An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
even with the little pisstake...
You, my friend have something more,
I may have to shove it in your back door.

PMSL

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An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
excellent . Consider yourself redeemed for your premature appearance.

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You, my friend have something more,
I may have to shove it in your back door.

Very good. I feel firmly put in my place.

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