I woke up this morning to a deep white frost,
and once aside the bedclothes were tossed,
I emerged with a stretch, a yawn and a scritch,
and a good old rub of the bits what itched.

It's December already, and so I emerge,
from my yearly snooze, for my annual splurge.
I've got a full sack and it needs to to be emptied,
so who's got a chimney for me to be tempted?

I'll come down your chimney with a handful of flurry,
so rest all ye souls, there's no need to worry,
The Furry's back and he's feeling real pleasant,
so get ready for my sack, and its enormous presents.

Yaaay!

+ = TheXmasFurry

Do you want me to pay for you to be a Sponsor as well?

He had to be back soon. The local chav family put their tatty Christmas decorations and outside lights up last weekend.

Originally Posted by TheXmasFurry

so get ready for my sack, and it's enormous presents.

its
Ho fucking ho.

Originally Posted by Muzzychuck

its
Ho fucking ho.

An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
even with the little pisstake...
You, my friend have something more,
I may have to shove it in your back door.

Originally Posted by TheXmasFurry

An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
even with the little pisstake...
You, my friend have something more,
I may have to shove it in your back door.

PMSL

A big welcum back to the Xmas Furry

Originally Posted by TheXmasFurry

An extra gift for spotting the mistake,

excellent . Consider yourself redeemed for your premature appearance.

Originally Posted by TheXmasFurry

An extra gift for spotting the mistake,
even with the little pisstake...
You, my friend have something more,
I may have to shove it in your back door.

Very good. I feel firmly put in my place.

Originally Posted by Muzzychuck

Very good. I feel it firmly put in my place.

You missed a word out

This has cheered me right up