My trog has been playing up badly - I've been thinking about having it put down. He's been keeping this wrinkly grey slug between his ears as a pet for years, but as far as I can see, the damned thing is taking over. He's got few of his old interests, and fewer of his old friends. And the brian thing just seems to demand continual sedation, but it seems to get anything but sedated, until the moment it just switches off after claiming everyone is its best mate, that is.

And they say I am odd!

So - should I get it put down and just put it out of its misery?

Shouldn't you be channelling someone right about now.

Nope, that's not an intended euphemism for some kitty lickin lovin'

This thread has made me paws for thought...