"The Unlovable Gerald" thread in "General Mayhem"
I'm confused.... you don't exist and yet Gerald is really real I'm really upset about that Shall I have a go with a knitting needle ...

I'm confused.... you don't exist and yet Gerald is really real I'm really upset about that

Shall I have a go with a knitting needle and my trusty od Black and Decker - I've never removed a Gerald before and think it would be quite good fun, oh and of course it would mean you would HAVE to meet me

Hmmm just think of how much more money you can save in the next year... You may be able to get soemthing even cooler than what you were wanting to get this year...

Can I just say that Gerald is a perfect name for some lazy useless shit that rocks up where he is not wanted and proceeds to make himself at home..


Good luck on getting him evicted..I only hope you find it easier than my wife has


seriously...good luck with it


Gerry

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Es mejor morir de pies que vivir en las rodillas

MC 004

Sorry to hear that. Good effort on the level-headedness. Sincere wishes for the best possible outcome.

You need to get the pint glass back in your avatar btw- 'snot right without it

Incidentally, did anyone else think this was going to be a pink floyd thread?

"I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse"

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MC022 mmmmmm......mandlebars

Good to see your trauma hasn't stopped you being a tight bastard, £550.

Wow, that sounds heavy. Best wishes for speedy and satisfactory outcome.

xxx

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stray cat in a mad dog city

I really would like to reply to every post but forgive me if I just pick some out, I'll just be repetitive otherwise

Seriously, I appreciate everyone's good wishes (except for that Danny_Two, he's a cunt ), it does mean a lot.

Hmmm, I think Gerald should be sent to the Naughty Corner (or DO or whatever it's called now). A lifetime ban tho, not just a week!!

Do let us know if there is anything we can do, even if it's just to come round and annoy you whilst you recover

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Tut, ok £600.

I had a Gerbil called Gerald He was a nice creature though, not a naughty one that needs to leave you alone. Hope you get it all over and done with soon as possible...you can play up hell afterwards too, blame it on the wonky head

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PB Round The World Guinea Pig Blog

Good luck getting Gerald evicted...the doc is probably hedging his bets and it'll pop out no probs. Tell him you want to keep it in a jar or put it under your pillow for the tumour fairy. Might get a £1!!

Seriously, good luck and fingers crossed.

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'Cause when love is gone, there's always justice
And when justice is gone, there's always force
And when force is gone, there's always mom.

Cheeky fucker

I actually went out for a long ride on my own this sunday, down to the coast to see the nephews, nieces and some friends. Partly in case of bad scenarios. What a fantastic ride though, first long one since the autumn I suppose. I don't care what year or ZX10 or what model thou for that matter, those things are insane aren't they? Just wrong. And yet oh so right

Hadn't occured to me. Hmm... so medicinal then? Excellent!

And yeah, probably. Except I really hate backies. I'm not a good passenger..

Dunno, keep meaning to ask. I'd kind of like to. Then I'd wag my finger at it from time to time and say 'Oooh, naughty Gerald. What are we going to do with you, eh?' and stuff like that.

well, all the best fella. i'm sure you'll have that scrote gerald out in no time and it'll all be cool.

oh, do you get to keep him? you could get him a little plastic ball like hamsters have.

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Wear your salt as a badge of AWB pride

How did you find it in the first place? Headaches, blurred vision, that sort of thing?

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Able Baker out, coming in on one engine.

Yeah, I'm a bit miffed too And maybe that's a good plan. We can all have a kind of tumour party where everyone brings a bottle and a drill. Actually, on second thoughts..

And no, I'll have drunk my savings by then I expect. Especially if I'm not riding....

Damn. I knew there'd be one . I don't even know where the name came from but I like the fact that it's not entirely an evil name. Er... does that help? Shovel, hole..

I didn't even remove the pint glass... my account got cleaned out the other day when I tried to log on. I had neglected it a tad I suppose but still. Pint will be back and full again I think.

And I'd forgotten about the Bike connection. Might have been subconscious, I love that song

Damn right.

Tumour fairy. I like that

Top tip - learn to wank left handed now so you can save time after the op.

Good luck, let us know how you get on.

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Formerly known as Mikey