The phone rings, I answer it and the conversation goes thus:-

Me "Good Afternoon, Dash of Colour"
Moron "My mate, right, he's a mechanic right, an he reckons I can git my bike painted for 80 quids innit yeah?
Me "That's nice of him to offer that to you."
Moron "Yeah, but, he's like a mechanic tho an he aint no painter man - you's de painter man and you's de one I want to paint my bike though yeah?"
Me "Really? And how am I meant to paint a bike for 80 pounds when I have no idea what the bike is, what small part of it needs painting for 80 pounds or any other relevant information?"
Moron "Ooh yeah right, it's a 'Amaha innit?"
Me "I'll take your word for that"
Moron "It's de black one innit yeah?"
ME "Again, without the aid of a crystal ball I am unable to confirm or refute your allegations"
Moron "Huh?"
Me "Yeah!"
Moron "Oh right, yeah, errr...it's a 'Amaha R100 black an I want it all painting red cos de black looks shit and not gansta enuff!"
(Yes, he really did say it's not gansta enough [enuff]!)
Me "A Yamaha R100, you say? Surely it's either an R1 or a 100, which is it?"
Moron, "A 'Amaha R1, de fousan ceecee big jobbie man, yeah?"
Me, "Okay, but to have the whole thing sprayed red is going to cost a hell of a lot more than £80, closer to £1,000 in all honesty"
Moron "FFFUUUUCCKKIINHELL - that's a lotta dolla man - i'll catch ya laters yeah?"

Then he promptly hangs up. I love my work sometimes

didn't fancy the job then?

Originally Posted by protoborg

AP turning down work

Gangstaboi wanted a full respray for £80, Ap says no chance.
Hardly turning down work is it?

Although he did say he wanted it ALL red so I suppose AP could have given it a quick blow over as it stood for that price.

Originally Posted by Angry Painter

The phone rings, I answer it and the conversation goes thus:-

Me "Good Afternoon, Dash of Colour"
Moron "My mate, right, he's a mechanic right, an he reckons I can git my bike painted for 80 quids innit yeah?
Me "That's nice of him to offer that to you."
Moron "Yeah, but, he's like a mechanic tho an he aint no painter man - you's de painter man and you's de one I want to paint my bike though yeah?"
Me "Really? And how am I meant to paint a bike for 80 pounds when I have no idea what the bike is, what small part of it needs painting for 80 pounds or any other relevant information?"
Moron "Ooh yeah right, it's a 'Amaha innit?"
Me "I'll take your word for that"
Moron "It's de black one innit yeah?"
ME "Again, without the aid of a crystal ball I am unable to confirm or refute your allegations"
Moron "Huh?"
Me "Yeah!"
Moron "Oh right, yeah, errr...it's a 'Amaha R100 black an I want it all painting red cos de black looks shit and not gansta enuff!"
(Yes, he really did say it's not gansta enough [enuff]!)
Me "A Yamaha R100, you say? Surely it's either an R1 or a 100, which is it?"
Moron, "A 'Amaha R1, de fousan ceecee big jobbie man, yeah?"
Me, "Okay, but to have the whole thing sprayed red is going to cost a hell of a lot more than £80, closer to £1,000 in all honesty"
Moron "FFFUUUUCCKKIINHELL - that's a lotta dolla man - i'll catch ya laters yeah?"

Then he promptly hangs up. I love my work sometimes

Quality

If you'd have been at my old shop in Norf lahndahn you'd have been fluent in twat speak and bin able to offa im like loads of shit dat he cud av on is byk bruv innit.......ya get me. like some wikid cullers and flames and shit yeah, maybe sum krome on is rims and he wud deffo av some nitro shit; yeah mate some 400mph shit goin on...............sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet bruv.



Surprised you got one speaking like that up this neck of the woods tbh, usually they attempt to be all gangsta but can't get past the norfolk twang and end up sounding like they're from outer mongolia or somewhere equally as obscure