"Embarrassing confessions" thread in "General Mayhem"
I once went into a wine bar...

I once went into a wine bar

There are many things I want to do to that man. ALL of them involve pain and not the good kind. I can't even stomach the sound of his voice. He's just got one of those faces you want to hit. With a shovel. Repeatedly. Very hard. And then set fire to.

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Shhh i'm not really sorry.

Just remembered that I managed to use the men's toilets in a Greek hotel when I was on holiday with my school. They were exactly the same as the women's. The best bit was a Greek man saw me coming out, looked confused and went into the women's.

Oh and I think there is nothing wrong with Morris Dancing, as long as you have big sticks and a hobby hoss.

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I'm Stig and so's yer mum! 99% fact free!

Went to Rhodes for my sister's wedding last year, while I was there having lunch in a restaurant, went to the single toilet for a crap. After producing a very large length of cable, found that I couldn't flush it away, not even after six attempts. When I walked out of the toilet, the guy from the next table was waiting to go in after me, and the look he gave me when he came out was of pure disgust! He then had a discussion with his Missus who also gave me some filthy looks! I was a touch embarrassed to say the least!!

There are so many things I ought to confess to, but this is a public forum and people have the ability to save your own words, therefore, what happened in Corsica stays in Corsica.

But, she definately LOOKED older, okay?!?!

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Bring on the trumpets

And female?

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Look, it was dark, I was drunk, I was young, they were all bleating the same.....oops!

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Bring on the trumpets