"Would this bother you...?" thread in "General Mayhem"
You are living next to a mad woman KILL HER it'll save docca loads of bother...

You are living next to a mad woman KILL HER it'll save docca loads of bother

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Just start making loads noise before you go to bed and let her know how it feels!. Early risers piss me off, they are crazzzyyy.

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Blitz0r'd ZZR1200 Heavyweight Power



HM Government Approved Road Pirate

Leave a radio on all night on something boring, but very quietly. then you will get used to a little noise and sleep through her eary morning seizures

If i did, can i say i had your permission when the plod comes a knocking...?

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Life is not a straight line...

just start terrorizing her 'till she has a heart attack

smash windows, petrol bombs, hose through the letterbox, kill her pet(s), letters saying "watch your back" etc

Does she make the same level of noise at other times of day...or is it just early doors?

How much noise do you make on a night?

Just a thought like.

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"Its easier to make a fast bike reliable than a reliable bike fast" Soichiro Honda.

A word to the wise, environmental health(council) will proably do bugger-all, best plan is to kill her.

I've asked her a few times to shut the fuck up in a polite manner, but she just doesnt...

I saw her again this morning and asked politly if she would lesson the noise in the mornings, she said she would but i'm not holding any hope. She never says to me that she gets pissed off with our noise, so i dont think thats the problem.

I'm a very quiet person at home normally, except from abit of loud music the only other thing that would cuase her concern is the darts board in the living room, but we never use this at unsociable hours. If she hasn't got alittle quiter this week then i will go into 0% respect mode for her and it will be open territory.

The worst thing is that when ever she doesn't like something that we are doing, she tends to get her neandertholic son who lives next door to her to come and have a word, and i'm worried that if this happens again i might do something that i might regret, which is something i dont want to happen...

I've been a good boy over the last 5/6 years and dont want to start loosing the plot with my temper again, but i have to say this really is testing me...

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Life is not a straight line...

Stuff inviting her round just drill a hole through the wall and slowly get her stoned

Seriously mate, when we were having abit of squabble with who pays for the broken fence with her and her son, smashing windows was getting very very close to reality...

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Life is not a straight line...

Perhaps she has a medical disorder, something liek an OCD......and cant help it?

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*this in the opinion of Aceboy, it is not designed to incite a riot or any other of the normal slagging that takes place on the interweb

"On the lanes no one can hear you scream"

I think she does. She needs to see a shrink...

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Life is not a straight line...

My father in law does this when we visit, habitually wakes up at some godforsaken hour, can't get back to sleep so potters round doing housework. Doesn't hoover thank god but also doesn't realise how much noise cupboard doors and clattering in the sink makes. He's a lovely chap and not trying to annoy anyone, just doesn't realise how disruptive it is to those of us who would rather sleep past 6am.

If she's in the habit of waking up early (and maybe a bit dippy/forgetful) all you can do is keep reminding her. Every day if need be. If you get arsey or turn it into a feud I can't see your life being any more peaceful.

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Never break more than one law at a time, and never carry more grass than you are willing to eat.

^^^^ There ya go...problem solved!