Olive, the oil fired domestic boiler (like I have an oil refinery on the premises) is a very needy girl. Before you comment on the naming of a device, let me just inform the ignorant, that from an engineering perspective, all machines & engines & electronic wizardry perform much better if they have the security of a name. Don't you pay attention if someone calls your name? Of course you'd get prickly if one were to scream 'you utterly useless, pointless piece of sh*t', but done with sufficient...

Well we've all just received this years productivity & inflationary pay review email

We're getting the sum total of fuck all, technically calculated at 0%

Wonder if I could meet the rising fuel costs this year by hiring myself out as a rent boy, or organ selling maybe