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Originally Posted by Harry Monk  Is that really true or are you fibbing ??   |
I'm proper hard, mate, but I don't generally talk about it. Being the strong silent type and all.
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Originally Posted by MyLittleStudPony It's all in the footwork.
I'd mesmerise any of them with speed and technique. |
Yeah but you have four feet. Bound to look dazzling if you stumble around on 'em fast enough.
But about being hard; We have a neighborhood squirrel what must think he is hard.
From my kitchen I can look straight down the rail of a neighbors back deck. One morning I saw a Perregrin Falcon perched on the near end, observing. On the far end, up pops the squirrel, eyeballin' the falcon and twitchin' his tail. He ducks back down. He pops up again, twitchin' an' bobin' his head. He leaps up and charges down the rail at the falcon. Nearly had him, but the falcon fucked off right quick for safer parts. Hard Squirrel! He came back to check his rail for birds of prey regular for the next few hours.
Saw him playing with a cat the other day.
